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Salvation Stories From The Bible: Nick at Night

Salvation Stories From The Bible: Nick at Night
Illustration: Funny Questions To Ask Yourself
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? 
How far east can you go before you're heading west? 
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? 
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? 
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? 
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? 
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
If You Were Face To Face With Jesus, Would You Wear A Mask, Make A Mark (List Your Achievements), or Have A Menu…

Salvation Stories From The Bible: The Fiery Furnace

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Salvation Stories From The Bible: The Fiery Furnace
Opening Illustration: Several years ago, missionaries had difficulty in communicating the good news of Jesus Christ to the Chinese people. They were extremely frustrated. But one day, there was a breakthrough.
A missionary was studying a particular Chinese ideograph, the one which means "righteous." He noticed that it contained an upper and lower part. The upper part was simply the Chinese symbol for "lamb." Directly under was simply a second symbol, the first person pronoun, "I" or "me."

"Suddenly, the missionary discerned an amazingly well-coded message hidden within the ideograph: "I under the lamb am righteous!"
"This startled the Chinese people. They never noticed it, but once the missionary pointed this out, they saw it clearly. They then asked the missionary, "Which lamb must we be under to be righteous?"
The missionary replied with John 1:29, which is a descript…